no one ever likes me as much as i like them
When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged
no anime allowed past this line
your under arrest you weeaboo piece of shit
THE HOLY TRINITY
don’t you mean the UNHOLY trinity?
Come with me
And you’ll be
In a world of pure procrastination
just reminding everyone i have an ask box
britney explains things like no other
she has such a way with words
As he looks into the distance, the Forest Nymph knows he’ll find them.. by Gio Volpe
the new slogan for tumblr.com
i will not rest until this gets a million notes
i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao
its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.
is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP
..this is real.
who names their kid bacon
Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.
OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.
I’M FREKING OUT